This isn't an office party.

blood is thicker than water, but do you wanna know what’s even thicker than blood? mozzarella cheese. really makes you think.

artmonia:

Misconceptions

pizzzatime:

Roy Tompkins

221cbakerstreet:

teenytigress:

DUCK UPDATE: IT HAS IMPRINTED AND THINKS THIS BOY IS IT’S MOMMY. OMG

IT GOT SO BIG

twiistz:

i met a girl with 12 nipples
sounds funny
dozen tit

pusssyliquor-13:

pathogems:

lecollecteur:

This is Peanut the turtle, shortly after being found in Missouri in 1993. She was taken to to a zoo in St. Louis where the six-pack ring was removed.
It seems that she was trapped in the plastic ring as a young turtle and was unable to free herself. Subsequently her shell moulded itself to the plastic ring and she grew in the strange shape you see here.
Unfortunately the damage is permanent, but peanut is expected to live a long life and today she serves as a mascot for the fight against beach littering.

Please, always remember to clean up after yourself at the beach.

This makes me so fucking sad and angry. Like seriously how hard is it to pick up your crap and put it in a bin?

Poor wee Peanut!!

moshita:

Rebirth of The Scientific Model

Katy Wiedemann

..really, it isn't.